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Mystery of the Unbarbed Dong
Reuters | Submitted by: Veggie
"They found one of sections of DNA deleted in the human genome was responsible for producing sensory whiskers, such as those in mice, and prickly spines, like those found on the penises of many mammals... "People are always surprised to hear that the penis of many organisms are covered with these spines."
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From: bgolds
Date: 9-Mar-2011 14:49
My penis is just covered with painful sores. What gene is responsible for that?
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 15:22
From: bgolds Date: 9-Mar-2011 14:49 My penis is just covered with painful sores. What gene is responsible for that? - - - The stupid gene. Proves you sleep around and don't care for condoms very much.
From: harmonica [Playin', But Not The Musical Kind]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 15:25
Christ, it's hard enough getting laid with the penis I have. If we all had spines sticking out of 'em, the only time a woman would come around is for true baby making and nothing else. Plus, the women folk would figure out some way of cloning and take us out of the picture completely. Thank you spineless penis god, where ever you may reside.
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 16:09
So 18 or more black guys raping an 11 year old girl isn't rotten enough anymore?  Am I mistaken or was this site more rotten in the past?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 17:00
From: athenstexman [Ron] Date: 9-Mar-2011 16:09 So 18 or more black guys raping an 11 year old girl isn't rotten enough anymore? Am I mistaken or was this site more rotten in the past? ----- Only if they killed her before hand.
From:
Date: 9-Mar-2011 17:09
Americans are awesome. - Import niggas as slaves - Then feel guilty - Then pick one as president Awesome.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 17:36
From: Date: 9-Mar-2011 17:09 Americans are awesome. - Import niggas as slaves - Then feel guilty - Then pick one as president Awesome. --- Don't blame Me I voted for Kodos!
From: bgolds
Date: 9-Mar-2011 17:48
Yeah... except Obama is not descended from 'slave stock'. If he were, you would be picking cotton right now in order to pay your reparation fees. Obama wasn't elected because of black 'guilt'. He was elected because the Republicans selected the *shittiest* disaster of president in history as their patron saint. So much for white 'supremacy'.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 18:02
How does one jump from a putative genetic link between penis adornments and brain size, to train-pulling in Baja Oklahoma? Interesting conundrum (Conan's Drum?)
From: raccoonman [mistalee]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 19:37
as bad as the current President is or may seem, we haven't reached the virtual bottom of the well YET. and me, personally? i'd rather like to have a permanent french tickler. i already have the small brain, according to my wife.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 20:02
Cats have spikes on their penises; hence the ruckus they make when they mate. Beavers have a forked penis. On an unrelated note, when you chop a raw onion, chewing gum will prevent your eyes from tearing up. I tried that when I cooked dinner tonight and it really works. Usually when I chop a raw onion, I end looking like I just found out my whole family had been assassinated.
From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 20:13
"These spines -- made from keratin, the protein found in fingernails -- often lie over sensory receptors, and some experiments suggest removing them makes copulation last longer." Well, Duh-yuh! Obviously a MALE scientist. A female wouldn't have had to even think about that one. The reason humans lost their spiked penises is because the females stopped having (or never had) sex with guys with spiked penises. No sex, no carrying on of spiked penis genes. Evolutionists don't even believe their own theories enough to apply them correctly. Sorry state of affairs, that.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 20:41
From: ballsosteel [and not even male!] Date: 9-Mar-2011 20:13 -------- Total bullshit. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 21:28
 Yes it is a series written for children, but it is a great series. Not sure how many children today would enjoy it anyway since from talking to other parents they don't read the old fairy and folk tales to their children because "they are too scary and depressing". Mine love all the old stories. Now my oldest and I argue over who gets to read the book first when we get a new one to this series. My youngest doesn't know all the old tales quite well enough yet to get all of the humor and plot twists of these books. My book recommendation of the day for anyone that loves fairy, folk and fantasy tales and a twisted sense of humor (the police of the town are the Three Little Pigs).
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 22:53
there's plenty of coin laundry places if i have permission to stay and shower somewhere i wouod be all over them. it's what i mean i'm poor; where am i permitted to pay financially? for free
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 22:56
The last books I read not related to the gig were ? My Korean Deli: Risking It All for a Convenience Store High on the Hog: A Culinary Journey from Africa to America Jean Baptiste Pointe De Sable Founder Of Chicago The local library has a rather lenient policy towards masturbation in the A/V area and my 2 year ban has recently expired. I was going to get a book on the Tunguska event but the show on the History Channel gave me a satisfactory synopsis. Most folks agree that nobody knows what happened.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 23:08
I understand the fools that have the balls to engage. Me appreciates and lubs DS; (worthless whore that she is) But there it is. Hey DS, lets have it...I am not that fucking ugly and am somewhat clever and charming. We could work it. Live and let live luv! Now go to sleep woman.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 23:11
Carlos Rossi makes a decent jug of Sangria -- Add some fruit and mix in your choice of liquor to your taste ? That is a winning combination if you play your cards right. Personally, I prefer the whiskey/beer combination, but one must be aware of others taste while entertaining.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 9-Mar-2011 23:58
Before I leave this happening website does anybody know anything about the old reel-to-reel recorders ? Google would be the obvious answer, but I am looking for anecdotal evidence of value and/or collectabilty. Collectability might not be a real word but bear with me. It is a Stereo Tapecorder 500A using 1/4" tape ? My guess it is from the late 60's. When I was a kid I knew how it was operated along with old pop machines and jukeboxes. I would feel like a prick just throwing it away knowing somebody would appreciate it more than myself. Some help would be appreciated -- I could figure it out but I figured I would sub-contract it for free to my fellow posters on a website dedicated to a bunch of rubber neckers.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 00:16
 Here is a side view of this European vehicle that once disgraced my garage. Notice the creepy clown pic in the upper right hand corner and the cat's head at the bottom just right of center. Keep looking at the above pictures and you will notice more and more shit. I love pictures like this. Fuck being inquisitive -- I am nosy in a bad way.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 00:27
 That's a picture of my 'hog' from back in the day. These are old pics but nobody else is posting. Here is a bag from one of my rigs :   A sizeable tattoo of the Virgin Mary who just happened to give birth to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. The razor burn and wood panel in the background adds a certain mid-western flair.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 00:54
Since I am talking to myself -- Here is the niggerich version of the Cadillac. 80% complete I was undecided to go with the color of the wheel wells. Stainless steel or a matching color of the body or drop-top. The shaved body moulding helped out. Never got around to the waterfall grill.. Curb feelers were a wise $15 investment. 4" whitewalls from Coker Tire and a few gallons of bleche-white sealed the deal on the rubber. 100 spoke Daytons would have been legit. Mooneyes smoothies would have been the only other choice. Cragar 5 spokes does not work on luxury vehicles. My Ford Falcon can also be seen in the background. One day I will dig up some pictures of my 55 and 56 Chevy's I used to rock. 4-door coupes for 1500 hundred bucks were a steal.
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 04:39
now i have to find this stupid store. i realized at white castle i want my money back, 6.63 for cheese and the chips. i paid 8.08 but they gave the wrong cheese. imo care, i can assept 100 grams of sharp cheddar
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 05:10
Quit it, little fotzy, we all know apocryphal [pocket full of stones] is you.
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 05:56
it would be awesome if rotten staged a hotel buy for me every day i'm in minneapolis this week? tonite say garg buys me a crowne plaza room, and the next night These pieces are now up for auction via our Facebook site, rules and information on bidding here. The pieces are being auctioned off in sets of 2 panels, as pictured above. Each panel is 4ftx4ft, and as a set measure 4ftx8ft. The auctions (each for a set of two pieces) start at $800, but if your pockets run deep and your patience for auctions runs thin, you can buy each set for $2000, or both sets for $3500. 50% of the profits from the auction will be donated to CoachArt, in their ongoing endeavor to provide free lessons in the arts to chronically ill children.
From: gargoyle1
[slightly creepy]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 06:19
It's Thursday, March 10, 7:16am 32F and gonna be a great day.  MV,, great garage, except for the MG and the Caddy would be a fun ride. Personally, I always wanted a hearse from about the same years as your Caddy.
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 06:27
No Fuzz, not dog food. Once I was out of the hospital, I felt too fragile to mock the frailty of others. My mental defenses are returning though, so here I am. In a few days, I'll tell some funny illness/hospital stories, like how I almost died on my bedroom floor, or failed to recognize the onset of death, and thought I was being a pussy.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 07:48
No need to run girls....I assure you that my penis has NO spines. Really, it doesn't! McD, keep yourself in good working order, you are in good stead on the forum countering extremist fucks like DD. Take care. BTW, MV is officially 'cool as shit'....even though I don't always identify with some of his working-class jargon. (wink)
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 09:08
Zilla, well you know. McD, glad you got off the floor and to the hospital. Now give yourself time, you've been through a lot. I was going to say something about dealing with the hospital billing department, but you probably have enough experience dealing with them to write a book.
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 09:32
For the several folks lately who have mentioned aids for carpal tunnel syndrome, I recommend the Futuro Deluxe Wrist Stabilizer. I get them at CVS. I also recommend getting a kitchen timer and setting it to ring every fifteen minutes. At every ring get up and walk around the house flexing the hands and wrists. Then reset the timer and soldier on through the uplifting glades of rotten.com.
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 09:53
A striped Spriget? Also striped pussy head at bottom. Is that a whole shelf of plastic dashboard Jeebusses at the left?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 10:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXbLlxJO5Uc Try that.
From: harmonica [Playin', But Not The Musical Kind]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 10:13
Ah DD, After all these years that has become, by far, my favorite Zep song. It's just beautiful. As I've gotten older I'm more drawn to their acoustic stuff now. Guess I'm mellowing with age...
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 12:30
Want a nice cheap jug chianti? Carlo Rossi (NOT Carlos) makes Pisano. It is fantastic! His Chablis isn't shabby either. I used to fill an empty Ruffino Chianti bottle (wicker cover and all) with Pisano when I had my friends over for Spaghetti. They never noticed! Not that they would They are all slobs Who, for the most part, drink Lite Beer Scum Why are they my friends? Well, they all are married, have children, at least one of whom, is a small, cute, friendly boy!
From: unclefuckah [man eater]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 14:24
apocryphal is definitely on drugs or drunk. Posts make NO sense at all & barely English...& by English, I mean American.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 15:29
Fuck all I hate Walmart. I have my brother's prescriptions there. For the past few months I've had problems with them emailing me to say all his meds are ready for pick up, only to get there and oopsies they aren't ready. They are the worst with his Tegretol, either not having it or only having part of it. Today while trying not to reach across the counter and strangle the bitch pharmacy tech I explain this is my second trip here this week since earlier in the week they did not have all 3 prescriptions ready, could she please explain why they still did not have the tegretol?? She tells me that's not a medication we have much demand for so we don't keep it in stock. Really?!? I get 210 damn pills a month - every month - how can it not be in stock?? It doesn't even make fucking sense. And in case some fuckwit wants to shame me for not using a local pharmacy - I tried, they wanted to lay hands on my brother and pray for him. Goddamn jesus freaks.
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 15:48
I'm not saying that he doesn't need his meds, but damn, that's a lot of pills, and all meds have side effects. Can't be good for him/his liver etc.
From: raccoonman [mistalee]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 15:59
falcon? really? roundbody falcons are my favorite semi-modern car. over the years i must have had 12 or thirteen of them, and currently have both a '62 tudor and '66 Futura fordor with a 302. to me, they're nearly perfect automobiles; simple to operate, maintain, and repair, and made out of steel. my FAVORITE car is a Ford Model A, preferably a 1930 Murray or Briggs Town Sedan.
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 16:03
Praying, a healthy diet and reduced meds might not be the worst idea, but please contact gd/dd for more wiki smartage as a biologist/scientage/doctor/hero, I'm just a standard person who believes all meds should be avoided if possible.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 16:15
Yea he has cerebral palsy and as a baby had a portion of his brain removed. Prayer isn't going to change that. His meds and his healthy diet keep him in good shape. Really all I need is a pharmacy that keeps his meds in stock.
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 16:33
That sucks, I suppose. Anyway, they should have your meds, I agree, mostly cause they know your brother's prescription.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 16:45
Yes, apparently I am unreasonable in expecting a prescription that is set to automatically refill each month be automatically refilled each month. Crazy me, I know. Btw, damn you, now I want a steak and salad.
From: raccoonman [mistalee]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 16:56
prayer, huh? it might serve a purpose, i suppose, to the one doing the praying, by making them feel like they're expending effort to change or improve a situation by petitioning a deity or sub-deity to intervene. but hey, you do what makes you feel good, okay? meanwhile, get out of the way of people actually DOING something. what if someone is out there praying that your prayers never get answered the way you want them to be? maybe you're just not important enough compared to them in your deitie's eyes.
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 17:57
dd and other fags keep talking about their penises (yes dude the world oh so wants to know) even gd talks about hers, I thought it might be nice to change the subject, but since this is the gayest site on earth .... gd/dd gogogo!
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:13
From: crnkybitch Fuck all I hate Walmart.They are the worst with his Tegretol, either not having it or only having part of it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I do not know much about Tegretol, but is sucks that they don't have it. They do carry Damitol, however:    ________________________________________________ ...they wanted to lay hands on my brother and pray for him. You should have tried the Pentecostal snake handlers, maybe? 
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:20
Jethro I would like to go to one of the old time snake handling services. Not for religious reasons, but for the freak show value in it. Also I'll take 3 cases of Damitol, thanks you're a doll! So are we talking about knees now or what?
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:26
From: crnkybitch So are we talking about knees now or what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> 
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:36
From: Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:14 I mention fags and penises and look who's showing up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> Fags and penises like this?  
From: sharkman69
[Me]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:41
From: Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:14 I mention fags and penises, because that's all I ever think about. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ There, fixed.
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 18:51
It's a simple question. Shartman, how old is your mother/wife?
From: sharkman69
[Me]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 19:05
Littlefuzzy, that's because he doesn't have anything or anyone to talk about. All his "girlfriends" don't stick around after they figure out he's a bigger psycho freak than they are.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 19:31
What is up with "blank"'s obsession with fags and penises?  
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 19:36
From: crnkybitch Jethro you forgot elbows and calves. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Sorry, bitch, but I get off on knees! Oh, shit did I just say that? Did I hit the "add my message" link? D'ohh! 
From: sharkman69
[Me]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 19:38
Jethro, he's a strange one. He criticizes me for posting pictures of beautiful nude women, he talks endlessly about fags and penises, and it seems like every day he's dishing out personal attacks against someone here. And I don't even want to get into that whole ladyboy thing. That shit gives me the creeps.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 19:53
You can't get off your knees Jethro? Huh and for some reason I thought you were straight. For your sake I hope you're wearing knee pads, unless pain is one of your kinks too.
From:
Date: 10-Mar-2011 19:59
shartfag 1. my gf is 23, you can drool a million more times that she is a guy or does not exist. it became boring years ago. many posters know her, actually. 2. how old is yours? is it that big a secret? 3. i like some of the pictures you post, but not the cake/fake tits. they're gay. 4. you're a fag.
From: johnnyscofflaw
[[ Tazerbait ]]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 20:46
Looks like things have died down, so I'll go ahead and post this now. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/10/wisconsin-union-bill-pass_n_834268.html "Police and firefighters are exempt." I couldn't help but think of Animal Farm when I read that part. Governor Napoleon of Wisconsin and the GOP pigs surrounded by their loyal army of vicious dogs . . .
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 21:51
This is a song I have come to like....others may like or not. Stabbing Westward - 'Happy' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXbLlxJO5Uc As yes, the guy is pretty faggy-looking.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 22:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj8jwGXeBIA WTF......try that for the Stabbing Westward. Sounds good to me, just to be unhappy.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 22:03
From: johnnyscofflaw Tazerbait Date: 10-Mar-2011 20:46 As opposed to the mindless bleating sheep Jon? Four legs good, two legs bad right?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 22:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEZUGwOZVT4 Stabbing Westward cover by some young dude....and he ain't bad. 'So far Away'
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Mar-2011 22:22
Here is the original. This will fucking do you in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkEMl_bPMkA Indeed, an underrated band.
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 00:19
fucking food is bullshit, so is rape
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 00:33
saudi day of rage tday, i'm reek of AIDS
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 01:09
listening to sigur ros, hoppipola song, emotional swag pop, oooo
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 04:05
nilla The XBase-09 is serious about emulating the Roland TR-909. Like the 909, it is an analog drum machine, and it sounds just like the 909, lupe fiascos album sounds so much better
From: gus
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 04:13
The XBase-09's built-in sequencer is also more advanced yet faithful to the style of its mentors. Step or Real-Time programming just like it's done on the 909 and 808! However, on the XBase, any edits to the sounds will also be stored with the pattern or song! This really liven's up your beats and allows you freedom and control to do things not easily possible on the original beat boxes!
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:02
From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch] Date: 11-Mar-2011 06:56 mustafakakka it looks like Godzilla was more than just spotted. Looks like he stomped around quite a bit. ................ I blame Mothra.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:03
For humans, losing these penile spines might have prolonged intercourse and helped make monogamous relationships a more attractive option, the team said. Ah, yes, so Monogamy is not just a cultural morality-delusion, but a Biological/Evolutionary one as well! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBDmpfnkFfQ Don't pretend that you know me, because I don't even know myself. I said I don't know myself.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:17
Does Godzilla still have his penile spines? G'morning, Garg. I worked so hard yesterday, I limped back to my car to go home. Oy vey! Re-pipe an autoclave. Fix inoperative flush valves. Steam pipe repairs. Grateful to have a job. America has taught me to grovel shamelessly.
From: ik
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:23
Japan got bukkaked. Oddly enough bukkaked doesn't pass spell check but there's no good alternative spelling for it. Hmmmm. Weird. 
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:26
From: crnkybitch You can't get off your knees Jethro? Huh and for some reason I thought you were straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Really? Can you relate to this? 
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:44
What to see when visiting Canada: The famous CN Tower The CN Towér is a communications and observation tower in Toronto, Canada. Standing 154.3 metres tall, it was completed in 1987, becoming the world's tallest free-standing structure and world's tallest tower. Its name "CN" originally referred to Canadienné Nationalé, the railway company that built the tower. Following the railway's decision to divest non-core freight railway assets, prior to the company's privatization in 1995, it transferred the tower to the Canada Lambs Company, a federal Clown corporation responsible for real estate development. The idea of the CN Towér originated from the 1968 Canadian National Railway had a desire to build a large TV and radio communication platform to serve the Toronto area, as well as demonstrate the strength of Canadian industry and CN in particular. These plans evolved over the next few years, and the project became official in 1972. The tower would have been part of Metro Centre, a large development south of Front Street on the Railway Lands, a large railway switching yard that was being made redundant by newer yards outside the city. Key project team members were NCK Engineering as structural engineer; John Andrews Architects; Webb, Zerafa, Menkes, Housden Architects; Foundation Building Construction; and Canron (Eastern Structural Division). This is actually a gayness test, if you are reading this text instead of looking at the girl, you could be gay. The CN Tower: 
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 07:48
Fun optical illusion! There is a boat hidden in this photo. It takes on average about 12 minutes to find it. For some reason, women can spot the boat in under ten seconds, scientist are studying the reason that women can solve this illusion so quickly. 
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 09:12
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on a subway train Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say hes got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah 
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 10:27
Two people I know are in Tokyo, apparently it's been scary. One headed for the airport (Haneda) and the other one was worried about his family, that's all I heard from them. Good luck guys.
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 10:40
Considering the awesomeness / brilliance of your fellow Americans shartshit, gd, dd and the likes, I'd say you could use a little cleanup shake yourself.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 10:52
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 11-Mar-2011 10:45 That's why we try to get all the assholes to move to the west coast. ============================ Tsunami's a-comin', Cain! Catch a wave! Hang nine and a half if you don't have ten! 
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:36
BTW, Tokyo has the hottest pussy on earth, so hot, it will freeze you. Cain, wait with your tsunami until I can afford you as bodyguard 
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:38
 Fail, I'm pretty sure every Straight Man here agrees that's on our mind. That's a Fukcing Lamborghini Murcielago and a Ferrari 360 Modena, I Bow Down to those in New Port Beach all the time. I would never break My neck for a Bitch
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:43
maybe urban dictionary should add this definition and take away chat, minnesota narcolepsy: the cold is like any other tangible object including computers, it is used as a drug for example in an evening college course seminar. you are in a classroom and a beautiful woman the perfect hair sets you into sleep mode. doing drugs when you're in class
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:44
My first thought was - what tires is the lambo on? Yes fail, if you think it's a gay thing not to look at those cheap sluts then you're as unlaid as a dd.
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:49
or urban dictionary can take away chat and feature more cannibalism tradition, like what human for what weather you eat
From: wet [asscrack]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:52
Charlie Sheen has a new show in the works. Guess what they're calling it?
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:58
LOL - type 7 gr into google and king Charlie is all over the place already.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 13:03
Japan will recover. If those fucks can take two atomic bombs up the ass, this is a drop in the bucket. Looks like they'll get a two-for-one as well. They get to be radiated from the meltdown of their nuke plants. Japan definitely wins the prize this week with the location for the most energy released. Anyway. What in the fuck are you fucking fucks thinking about on this fucking fine day. Fuck. It's a gorgeous 82F sunny day, spring training is in full gear, and women are in bikinis. See ya.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 13:07
Does anybody here ever go to the Toyota Grand Prix in Long Beach? it's next Month, I recommend coming over for the Weekend, Lambos,Ferraris, Porhces and Supras everywhere.
From: rebellyell
Date: 11-Mar-2011 15:17
From: Date: 11-Mar-2011 10:40 Considering the awesomeness / brilliance of your fellow Americans shartshit, gd, dd and the likes, I'd say you could use a little cleanup shake yourself. ------------------------ That is a flagrant foul there, Ponty. DD (cumonvale) is Not American. As it so loudly proclaims, he/she is from Liverpoodle which is in englelandish (of mustard), across the sea. I don't know why it is here in our greater Arizona but we will gladly return it to "peter" townsend so that they may resume collecting pictures of unclad youngsters in the relative privacy of pete the perv's own home. Writ really big, in case you don't have your reading spectacles handy.
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 16:21
Each bomb was equivalent to 200 grams of TNT, a police official said. On Wednesday, an explosion ripped through a bus stop outside a training school for the security service in southern Moscow, injuring no one. A police official said one criminal group was probably responsible for both the two incidents. Data gathered from probes into Wednesday’s explosion and Friday’s blasts suggest that the blasts were carried out by the same people, the official said. Both explosions have been classified as krimea.
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 16:25
From: rebellyell Date: 11-Mar-2011 15:17 ------------- dd the smartage no less, with his $85 headphones might be of upper middle class royal descendage of liverpoodles, and self-proclaimed aryan britage (whatever that is), but he and his protective father gd, who conquered the world six times over and raped the shit out of bruce lee's lovely mother, carry american passports. And that glues their pathetic asses on your turf. Sorry bro.
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 16:58
A what? I'm one of the most caring & understanding posters on rotten, I just don't like people that crap out of their faces and then expect others to applaud.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 17:37
Libya, Japan earthquakes, gas price gouging and tsunamis striking our west coast are just a diversion from the real news: Dateline: New Mexico Senate rejects bill to end immigrant licenses In a political setback for Republican Gov. Susana Martinez, the Senate rejected a politically charged proposal Wednesday night to stop New Mexico from issuing driver's licenses to illegal immigrants. Under a 2003 law, more than 80,000 driver's licenses have gone to foreign nationals (79,999 mexicans and 1 limey). The state says it doesn't know how many of those went to illegal immigrants because it doesn't ask the immigration status of license applicants.  
From: danger
[Mouse]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 17:42
[q] From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 11-Mar-2011 11:38 Fail, I'm pretty sure every Straight Man here agrees that's on our mind. That's a Fukcing Lamborghini Murcielago and a Ferrari 360 Modena, I Bow Down to those in New Port Beach all the time. I would never break My neck for a Bitch [/q] F*ck the Lamborghini and Ferrari.   Fancy cars that go very fast You know they never last, no, no
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 17:53
Ponty is Ponty. DD is DD. Zilla is Zilla. Urethra is, well, a fucking shitstain. So on and so on... If we all post the same shit, this place would really suck dick. MV, in looking at your garage pics, do you ever have the urge to just sit there and drink Old Milwaukee?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:03
My friend had a Brand New Ferrari F355 and his clutch gave out at 15,000 miles or so but he wasn't expecting a car that will outlast the road he can afford to fix it any time.
From: danger
[Mouse]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:10
[q] From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:03 I had a Brand New jailbait and her crotch gave out at 15 years or so. [/q] ^^ Hehe! Fixed!! I can believe it. X-D
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:11
Zilla -- I do like to drink cheap beer in my garage. Budweiser is the way to go. Been drinkin that shit since I was a kid. Good stuff.. I live near Three Floyds Brewery. People rave about it. Don't care for it. I went to the brewery restaurant and the only other beer they had was Pabst Blue Ribbon. The hipster douche waiter told me it is on the menu for people who don't like good beer. Told him to bring me 2 of them and cut the attitude before I open hand slap him like a bitch. The manager came over and told me to leave and never come back. I politely told him to go fuck himself and enjoy being a waitress for the rest of his miserable life. Usually I would slash a few tires in the parking lot but I was in a good mood that day.
From: fiendo
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:14
From: Date: 11-Mar-2011 16:58 A what? I'm one of the most caring & understanding posters on rotten, I just don't like people that crap out of their faces and then expect others to applaud. ----------------------------- My dear blankperson or whatever your name is, The world has made you a small dog because you have assisted it by acting and thinking like a small dog. Always yapping and nipping at the heels of your superiors. I know that this is hard for you to understand. Try thinking happy and positive thoughts.
From: danger
[Mouse]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:15
[q] From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:11 Zilla -- I do like to drink cheap beer in my garage. Budweiser is the way to go. Been drinkin that shit since I was a kid. Good stuff.. [/q] I am in agreement Bud is one of my faves.
From: danger
[Mouse]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:18
[q] Usually I would slash a few tires in the parking lot but I was in a good mood that day. [/q] Yeah! yeah! whatever big-boy.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:20
I've been called lots of names but not Zilla. I'll take that as a non-fatal headbut. Cheap beer works. I drank my share of RWB and Old Mud in my early life (fetus) and beyond but the aftermath was deadly, particularly for those in proximity.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:38
"Yeah! yeah! whatever big-boy" Mousey -- This was when I was younger and dumber. The crime of property damage is mostly a cowardly act commited by those fearful of personal confrontation. Did I just insult myself ? Oh well. Have a good weekend y'all.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:45
Like exotic cars? Then read about Stefan Eriksson, CEO of Gizmondo, who wrecked his Enzo Ferrari. The story about Stefan and Gizmondo is beyond fucktardery. 
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:50
MV, I also meant earlier you sitting in the car drinking beer. Maybe texting too. That was the first thing that hit my mind when I saw the pic. You sitting there drinking a beer looking through the dusty windshield. I've decided to take some time off early next week so I need to think how not to spend lots of money. If you not making it, you're spending it.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:57
Forget your exotic Italian fag-mobiles, real men drive trucks! Real babe magnets:  
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 19:08
Here are photos of my favorite "Babe Magnet" cars!  
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 19:54
Yah, just ignore it, it will eventually go away.  Reminds me, I was in the airport earlier this week and noticed some decked out nuns in the security line. I wanted to wait and see how the TSA was going to search them but decided to get a bendover cup of coffee.
From: jgb
[JG B]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:01
Miller High Life girl here. The only cheap beer that gives me more buzz than pee and doesn't make me sick. Good Evening. Cutting back to six shots (done) and two beers (a few sips out of the first one right now) tonight. Wish me luck. I got nothing to contribute and haven't read the stories yet. Been "keeping up" by reading the local paper, so all I know about are city bureaucratic moves, community pillar awards and corporate damage control press releases. But at least I have newsprint I can shred and mulch for my gardens. Hope they use soy based ink.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:16
heres a post i put on about Charlie sheen cause i m sick of hearing about him. got me reamed out by a friend who may be Bi polar. I was told when I was younger, that as I aged, my piers would tend to start talking about weather and health issues to make mindless chit-chat. Seems as the weather gets more bizarre, this is not a topic people really discuss and no one is interested in my bowel movement stories. It used to be i had to listen to people share boring stories about "real housewives" or those "jersey shore " idiots like they're interesteing. Now everyone seems to be talking about Charlie Sheen. Every time i wake up to my clock radio alarm, i hear the words "Charlie Sheen" from a DJ. Change channels and it doesn't matter. When my Girlfriend watches " Entertainment Tonight", i can hear them blabbering about him from my hiding room. They mention him before they go into their long ass segments about whats "new and exciting " about "American Idol" and " Glee". For those interested in Charlie Sheen, those who probably enjoy those lowlifes on TMZ and think this is the best thing since some bitch slapped some bitch on "Real Housewives", CHARLIE SHEEN IS FAKING IT. One may ask why this is so. Have you ever watched "Two and a Half Men"? I saw parts of it and it sucked. Why this is the number one show is beyond me. Do you think he wants to keep doing that crap? He wants to be the biggest reality star ever. This is the best case Charlie Sheen Doomsday scenario. Put it on Showtime or even PayPer view and idiots will watch it. The worst case scenario is he working with Ashton Kutcher and they are "Punking" everyone. This will result in a flood of internet comments from morons like "omg really?" or "seriously" or something about it being "Epic to the highest level". Then we will be swarmed by not only Charlie Sheen, but as well as Kutcher basking in their "Genius". They'll be hanging out and doing interviews and Kutcher will be like "Huh huh, we like totally punked you America Huh Huh" and high five Charlie Sheen. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? The reality show is probably in the works right now and filming. I watched the video of him doing a cooking show. Who filmed it? Did his two porno girlfriends do this and the special effects and write it. I know they are in the movie buisness but that doesn't qualify them for this. Some film crew, is doing it, it was shot with three different cameras its seems. His reality show is already underway most realistically. He didn't seem crazy, he seemed like he was trying though, remember Charlie Sheen is not a brilliant actor. What really clued me off is I know people who got burnt out on drugs. They are the most annoying people ever cause they argue everything and are never wrong. Even if they don't remember telling you some incredibly ridicoulous statement and you remind them about it, they defend it. They don't joke about anything they ever said. Sheen seemed to be ridiculing everything he said before. No burn out i know would ever do that, they would get in a fight with whoever suggested it and maybe punch them. Also if a burnout is trying to be funny or said something that they thought was funny, they don't smirk like Sheen did, they laugh like Yakov Smirnoff from the 80's. So lets please stop paying attention to this publicity stunt. Sheen is messed up to some degree but nothing that the media or him want us to think. This is how you get him to go away. I'm sure it will not happen and soon America will be writing letters to other countries saying "Dear (country) sorry about your (disaster here, flood,earthquake, riots etc) but we are too busy gossiping about Charlie Sheen and other celeberties. Signed America > PS don't ask Britain for help, they have some big wedding coming up)" lets never talk of Charlie Sheen again. and feedback from a bi polar who may actaully come to my wedding next week though she originally was unsure, but may want to rip my face off (shes bipolar and irish) Lisa I don't know what's more irritating, the non stop flood of Charlie Sheen news or your unsolicited psycho babble. Not once, during your soap box rant, did I see you mention the possibility of him suffering from being bipolar. IF this is in fa...ct, what is unfolding before all the world to see how insensitive of you. Think before you post/speak !(x3) then some one else wrote soemthing and that got her pissed and it went on like that. good times.
From: jgb
[JG B]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:19
Oh, I know why I logged in tonight. The owner of my company used our weekly meeting time this week to blather on about kazaa or whatever that Japo efficiency buzzword is. Someone mentioned how much time we waste waiting for shit, and boss man said, "See, 'wait' is the main part of 'waste'." Maybe if he would've written that on the whiteboard he would have seen that there's no "i" in the word "waste." Heh. That's the kind of petty shit that makes me feel smart in that place. PS: Hey Crnky (shouldn't I conflate Cranky and Maiden just to be funny from here on in?), the sleeping with support glove things worked until Wednesday or Thursday. I guess there's no help for me once the week takes its toll. I took two ibuprofins and put my little gloves on and still had to wake up at 2 am with throbbing hands. I'm thinking I might be too pussy to work with my hands, though the alternative, going on a computer, wouldn't be all that better. What do I have to do to become a literal talking head like Stephen Hawking? 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:26
Enjoy the brew, JGB. I am having a big helping of my special dessert: 1 thick slice of homemade Pound Cake covered with Nutella and soaked in 3 shots of Jamaican dark rum (repeat PRN ad nauseam). Ginger tea as a chaser. Hahahaha, best dessert after corned beef and cabbage.
From: jgb
[JG B]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:29
SirButlust, you started it: I haven't watched anything about Charlie Sheen beyond the promos for whatever interviews he's done. Your theory is as good as any. Came up once in my milieu. One of the biggest goombahs at work started talking about how people "have to stop hatin'" on the Sheen boy because he's rich and lives with two porn stars and so must be aight. Goombah went on to say that people should leave his man alone and that it's wrong to say he needs help. My only comment was that if a person can make millions and live in luxury with a pair of hos while "needing help," than I want to sign up for whatever problem he has. (Why the fuck a 45-yo black male scraping by on $8 an hour and getting garnished for two illegitimate kids in Buttfuck, Alabama, would give one half a shit about any multimillionaire Hollywood star's personal life is so far beyond my comprehension that I didn't even bring it up in our minute and a half conversation.)
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:30
stephen hawkings got old. i got his simpsons figure but it sucks cause his wheel chair rockets always pop off as with his thrusters and keeping his glasses on is a bitch.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:31
Sleep did not happen like I planned. Senorbutlust -- D-Day is only a week away ? For insurance purposes I took a photo of just my adjustable wrenches -- The channellock picture will be tomorrow Would you like one as a wedding gift ? The 24" is a import but the spud is a mighty good one. Take your pick dude.  There is a cat in this picture also -- He follows me around alot because I have thumbs and provide him food.
From:
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:31
From: fiendo Date: 11-Mar-2011 18:14 From: Date: 11-Ma... ----------- That's where I stopped reading, captain. But thank you for being my biggest fan.  You're pretty. (Well, not really.)
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:36
Hi sirtbutless, nice to see you are still alive. Does this bi-polar chick have big or small tits. This would help explain things. btw, congrats on getting married next week. Welcome to the institution. I'm assuming you are both virgins so make sure to rub her 'button' before you blow your load.
From: jgb
[JG B]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:39
***1 thick slice of homemade Pound Cake covered with Nutella and soaked in 3 shots of Jamaican dark rum (repeat PRN ad nauseam). Ginger tea as a chaser. *** Oh, geeze, GD, that sounds sumptuous. I had a buck to spend on sweets today, so I got a couple of 25-cent toxic-waste granola bars at the checkout at the neighborhood Not So Supermarket. Ate them while walking the block between the store and home after work tonight. (Been walking the half mile to and from work the past three weeks or so. No better way to get revved up and wind down each day. Not to mention keeping abreast of the neighborhood and meeting its denizens face to face.)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:48
what are you guys talking about? some call me a troll, i say i'm a social butterfly Ignore that mutherfuckers!! ;(.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:50
it wasn't till recently i had considered myself the andy kaufman of rotten.com. matter of fact, i hope that idea escapes me soon ;)
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 20:51
while i dont drink all the time, when i do, i prefer bud light. (and blackhous if the GF lets me out.) heres a pic of my wedding band that shall be presented to me next week. I picked it up yesterday. I got this busted ring finger knuckle from wehn i punched a large printing press a year ago but its deswelling. I also hada huge bandage on my right index finger casue i had a razor blade accident at work that day. I looked pretty stupid trying to get the ring off when trying it out at the jewerly store due to swollen enlarged knuckel and chief prying agent index finger all bandaged up'  heres a pic i took last week of the view from my second story deck. Through the woods is where teh arrow indicated this girl who is always on her swing,even on the coldest school night at 11 pm. Neighbor that actually talks to me says she s autistic. I met the mom walking dogs and she seemed nice but neighbor said shes walking really late (like 11 -12 ) in towns about five mile s away. Me thinks the dad might be the problem.  end of picture album heres teh drawings i did that i will cut out and paste on chipboard and toothpick to a styrofoam base i did that is decroated in glued on crayon drawings of a rock wall and grass that shall adorn our wedding cake. ITs me , kristen and our cats adn the dog. \  heres my letter i made for the DJ of our wedding. stupiid girlfriend actaully gave him a copy. he stopped talking to me but if you were ever marreid and were the groom, you realize no body listens to a damn thing you say. Probably be a 12 grand wedding. i could have done it for 3. could have done it less if that kid i wnet ot HIgh school and now works at VH1 took my pitch, "guys who plan there wedding" but he went for a wedding show where "jersey shore" type people meet "bridezillas". clever i guess in a basterized way that should fill him with shame but my idea to have me plan my own wedding (VH1 payuing fees of course) would have been somuch better. A wedding in a drivein movie theatre with other crap i came upwith would have been so much better. 
From: jgb
[JG B]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:02
Awww, Sirbutt, that wedding post's very cute, though I imagine that's not what you were shooting for.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:03
lol at MV. butlust, you are babbling like a woman with the marriage shit. $12k? That could buy you a lot of crayons, coloring pencils, and paper. You should ask the bi-polar chick to login to DR. She could be fresh entertainment here.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:14
Stranded Anchovies Suffocate Daily Breeze | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Millions of sardines created a massive stink and an even bigger cleanup effort in Redondo Beach's King Harbor Marina on Tuesday after they swam inside overnight, became trapped and died... Twelve to 18 inches of dead sardines blanketed the water's bottom in Basin 1 off Marina Way... Trapped in the harbor, they quickly depleted the oxygen in the water and died." Follow Up Story, Poor fishies can't rest in peace REDONDO BEACH (AP) — A natural disaster became a man-made disaster Friday when thousands of dead sardines that perished in a huge, unexplained die-off spilled onto a Southern California freeway as they were being hauled to a composting center. A truck driver somehow dropped the slimy, reeking fish around 3:30 p.m. on Interstate 215 in the Riverside County city of Colton, California Highway Patrol dispatch supervisor Sabrina Devina said. Devina said she didn’t know exactly how the spill occurred and explained that because no other vehicle was involved an accident investigator was not dispatched to the scene. The sardines spread across three northbound lanes, causing traffic to back up for miles until crews armed with hand shovels were able to scoop up the fish nearly three hours later. Southbound traffic also slowed as drivers braked to look at the stinky mess. The sardines died late Monday when they became stuck at a marina at King Harbor in Redondo Beach and apparently suffocated when they depleted the oxygen in the water. Crews have been scrambling to scoop and vacuum tons of fish before the smell became any worse, but they suspended the cleanup Friday when a tsunami surge from Japan’s 8.9-magnitude earthquake swept along the West Coast. The water rose 3 feet in eight minutes at King Harbor and then quickly fell. The surge didn’t flush away many more fish that remain on the surface of the harbor. The sardines were being trucked to a composting center in Victorville, where they were going to be buried and be ready for use as fertilizer in 90 to 120 days
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:16
i did not shave my knuckles. good photo. i am not a hand model but i was an aspiring foot model. when i was 22, a chic told me at a party i was wearing flip flops at that i had amazing feet. and she was indian (like from india) and they dont age. I didnt do much but a few years later met a girl who said i should pursue it. I got an ad from the local paper that was looking for foot models and called them .the guy creeped me out and i never called back. Some days i wonder, what have could been should i just went with it. of course i could have been raped by the guy and he raped my feet whic hwould have been tramatizing and tickled but some days, a lot of days , i wonder. i was like that guy who in highschool could have been the best football player but decided not to play and instead d o stupid ass stuff. heres some pics i took of my beuatey ful feet befroe they were ravaged by life wearing me down ( i also psoted thees hoping they ;d get popularity as back hten i tried to combine fetishes involving feet.)  
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:17
so funny to think that death is at our doorstep. i can think of nothing funnier than how sadly we shall be crouching...encroached upon when the devil has her day. but besides that, the leafs are making the hard charge for the playoffs! (they won;t make it :(
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:20
yes ralph, death is at our doorstep (watch the notrodomius movieon lifetime) and yes ralph, the Maple LEafs wont make the playoffs either. But the Devils will, as they knock off the rangers with one game to ago about a month from now.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:27
wow...this butless guy is amazing, it is like he read a future and shit. (my mind is a shared futere-buy now!... thems devs ...well, it's a good luck story to the playoffs...and a hard luck one. -dubious ;+
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:34
i will be watching sirbutlusts innuendo. i shall see. that is a cock and bull story mind.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:38
SBL! How's it hanging, dude? Hi to everyone else, too. That's all; I'm too high to say more. Except that I am absolutely batshit insane
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:44
i don't wanna fuckin talk about it mike! you think just cause you green you can blueify the rest of the planet?!! *just shittin' ya man...i don't care abut anything. *why shold a man?* ;)
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:46
I really miss my cat. I had to move and couldn't take her with me. She's very shiny. I got really lucky; a friend from high school took her in - they get along great
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:46
Yay devils. in other news . my girlfriend made me google "supermoon" at work today. i lookedi t up and saw that japan may have fell victim to a supermoon messing up earth and such. i figured she told me this casue we were watching taht NOthrdomis show about the weather patterns destroying the earth in 2012. Then i just learned taht she was refering to next week when we get married. On saterday, the moon will be closest to earth than it ever has been since 1992, so it will be really big. We are on diffenret mindsets. On a side note, here in Jersey, there has been lots of flooding due to heavy rain. I actaully watched the NEws to see Japan stuff but that was pushed off to see Henry of Pomton Lakes bitch his back yard was flooded. They finally got to a qiuck japan news (Fox news of course) and they got some Jap expert from some college to talk about th e Tsumni. They told him he had just a few seconds, cut him off wheil he was talking, adn then asked him how long till they dont have to worry about deadly waves. HE stated it depends, the anchor then said a few seconds were left and the guy was giving a great talk about it and the anchor cut him off. The jap expert was pissed. I changed teh channel and every other "tsumnii expert " was allowed to talk. it was funny. That jap must be so pissed.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:49
man mike. you remind me of my son :'''((( i knew that kid was up to no good. but i fear not...as that the asdot spectrumalanisminitasblatasms etc (happy ?)
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:49
Mike is green, good to hear from you agian. still doing the biek thing? i miss it, best thing when i lost my drivers license form 2003-2005. miss those days. dont fret about your cat. myu roomate moved in july and let her take two of our three cats . Sure jack my 18 pound non fat muscle bound stupid cat is greatbut i miss black pete and white and black little solomon. but i got a new white evil cat, a female solomon. i call her solomeena. Plenty of cats at those animal shelters.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:53
Ralph, I have no Idea what you're talking about, but it sounds religious so I will only say that I follow The Way of the Cosmic County Carnival. Look us up; we're on Facebook.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 21:57
i have a gnu fondness for ya mike...it's you and me in the desert of life. but there is water. and we drink of the water . i light a smoke and you do what your inclinations call for. then the heavy bass rumbles in ;)
From: shadows
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:02
driveby Possible meltdown at Japan nuclear plant http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/12/3162416.htm?section=justin We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker burn.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:02
in my mind *which is shallow so should be easy to skim ;)* there is nothing worth looking for but that that is already before us" plus vitamins ;(
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:14
i'm on 'em mike. but still...can we not just all iterate our original eternal soulish spirit? *amiright!* &earnestly heck-
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:17
you're a beautiful man mike. this is why i want an introduction to your sister. *nothing gay about that*
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:29
ya know mike? i believe with all my hehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEnNEIVR9EMart that you are a cajun. here's my shite ;)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:34
no "lol" here is what i meant, i think your wife should be ok with the obamansolving of your sister ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSygqogpls
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:36
i was sure i walked on the moon. not sure what those other assholes were talking about ;|
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-Mar-2011 22:50
why do you make me bore myself to the deaths ? !i done wanna die!! i live for death...and try to humor it.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 01:14
ha ha-he he...i am seriously loling. *what the fuck is wrong with you *basic* a-holes.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhgdxoPQbE
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 04:48
brutalized anally expanded women the spoils of war all military child rape, here what remains of good society in media, and it's for animals: A mature bald eagle is recuperating from a gunshot wound at the Wildlife Center of the North Coast. WCNC workers captured the federally protected animal at Svenson Island, Ore., last December. The eagle was found on the ground with a severely injured wing. The animal was wet, cold and covered in blood. X-rays taken at Bayshore Animal Hospital in Warrenton revealed a shotgun pellet near a fractured wing bone.
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 05:24
in cannibalism people say get to know you, in islam your first forty years are free for enjoyment only, then if you die. i come from a family of iowa doctors and lawyers; with rape brain planet, clusters of own feces clotted in in the back of the brains region, i don't have money and this last year just suffered police torure twice, i don't need it
From:
Date: 12-Mar-2011 05:59
Imageshat links no longer work. By the way, my 2 friends and their families in Tokyo are OK, but thanks for worrying.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 06:02
This thread is getting boring, how about the elevator scene with Jim Carrey and Krista Allen in "Liar Liar"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqXZMpQtK0g
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 06:13
That's good to hear Ponty. Seriously. The radiation fallout does take time though. Not being a meteorologist, I'm guessing the US will absorb some of the nuke stuff before you do. Couldn't have missed latest news on the quick backread but congrats Goyle for getting employed. Give it a couple months and you'll be bitching about the stupid banking people that can't figure out the on/off switch. Goyle -- hypothetical -- if you find child porn on the bank managers computer, what would you do?
From:
Date: 12-Mar-2011 06:13
Ok ok, "friends" might be a bit exaggerated, 2 guys I know.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 06:20
How about Mel Brooks and Robyn Hilton in Blazing Saddles? Blazing Saddles "Meeting With The Governor"   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm1Jyusyoqk&NR=1
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 07:10
one package of eight littel debbie chocolate cupcakes, half of 32 fl oz pure delite punch, eight pack of reeses peanut butter cups, three dollars of wallabys red licorice, no money but seven cigarettes
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 07:14
they started fucking, i have to get out of where i am. where to?
From: blithe
[mind]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 08:45
So we all know.. Obama and his Birth Certificate. He's done everything he can to avoid having to show it.. and when the heat gets too much he says IT CAN'T BE FOUND. Will someone please explain to me how people are stupid enough to fall for this shit in the first place, but continue to fall for it.. even after it "goes missing"? Isn't it obvious, now? Even for the libtards? I can't even buy a pack of cigarettes if I forget my fucking ID, yet this goofy fuck can run pretty much the world without a certificate. Jesus people are stupid. Weak, and stupid.
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 08:50
right now i'm on the stoop here, http://maps.google.com/maps/place?cid=4543909439761519672&q=rent+2400+blaisdale+ minneapolis&gl=us&hl=de&dtab=0&sll=44.937522,-93.313886&sspn=0.171658,0.15946&ie =UTF8&ll=45.101154,-93.496399&spn=0,0&z=11 want girl to take me by the hand and show me where it hurts
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 09:05
From: godzilla1 The Japs have had too many recalls on those shitty cars they export. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Useless factoids: 1. The Japanese recall more cars only because they sell more cars. 2. The USA does not have any more car manufacturing facility within it's borders. 3. Did you know that 67.8% of all useless factoids are made up on the spot?
From: jgb
[JG B]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 09:08
OK, I don't get the whole Obummer birth certificate thing. Isn't popping out of an American coochie enough to make one a natural born citizen?!? It'd be retarded if crapping out a baby overseas made your baby an alien. And doesn't the HNIC have bigger flaws to worry about? Like zero credentials, only half blackatude (and that half being straight African), and zero mind of his own behind his decisions? I was all for the hype till it became obvious that there were scary old Demo hack ladies pulling the strings. Good morning, by the way. Been sitting here for more than an hour trying to sew a ripped pair of pants. Goddamn hands go numb after five minutes. Fuck.
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 09:14
i could be fbi spion, i work like any other member of government. finished posting watch. dull with two cutie here's my reportage. now i go
From: blithe
[mind]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 09:14
Actually the US dominates in recalls: Between Ford, Chevy, and Dodge alone: 1283+2498+1607 = 5,388 recalls ( US = Absurd Disparity ) http://www.mycarstats.com/reports/recalls.aspx (stats appear to be collected since 1990) Compare.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 09:25
From: blithe So we all know.. Obama and his Birth Certificate. He's done everything he can to avoid having to show it.. and when the heat gets too much he says IT CAN'T BE FOUND. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right wing conspiracy nonsense, here are authentic copies of the birth certificate. Now don't make me explain it again!    
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 09:38
lookism is long scolded as vain, anti child rape lust. i so buy into it i am shy at this feminine jealous conspiracy to debunk looks for child rape lust. so pathetic, self loathing
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 10:06
'On an unrelated note, when you chop a raw onion, chewing gum will prevent your eyes from tearing up. I tried that when I cooked dinner tonight and it really works.' -hey ds, was it a bitch gettin the gum outta your eyes? lol I slay me. I'm here all week folks.
From: lexdysic [John Soames]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 10:46
Poor fucking Japs. The bright side is there's a colossal movie in all of this. China can swoop in and buy up all the scrap iron, the saturated wood can go to North Korea, Russia can provide new timber. Economies around the world will boom because of this disaster. This is no Haiti. Can you imagine how all the Haitians will feel seeing the international aid poor into Japan, while they basically only got Christian volunteers, a few reality show contestants and Clinton? Hell, I'll even send money to Japan. Not that they need it, but surely Obama will create a tax credit for it mid-year. I'll put it all on a credit card too just to keep the banks honest.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 11:09
From: lexdysic [John Soames] Date: 12-Mar-2011 10:46 ~~~~~~~~~~ There is some validity to this. A catastrophic event in California (massive quake) will be a gold mine in economic growth. Sorry Cain, but you better own a boat when the coastal limits get redefined. Sure, it's going to devastate the national economy initially (port activity and our economic artery; rail/freight, movement of commodity, etc) but we get to rebuild it and other nations will help. I'm rolling the dice on a 8.4 in SoCal.
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 11:19
From: lexdysic Poor Japs. ... This is no Haiti. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Japan constructed their buildings to earthquake standards. When Haiti was warned by the USGS of an impending earthquake, here was their reply:    Haiti was a country started by French pirates, Arrrrh! The place has always been a toilet bowl, and always will be one. Big corporations make tons of money by setting up factories that pay a below minimum wage. 
From: jethro [Jethro]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 11:27
From: roadkillchef A catastrophic event in California (massive quake) will be a gold mine in economic growth. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Actually, according to my real estate agent, if a large enough quake hits California, it will just break off and sink to the bottom of the ocean. I am buying up potential beach front property in Nevada!
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 11:42
pimping and pandering guardians of vulnerable horny girls wake up! From the just war (justum bellum) tradition, theorists distinguish between the rules that govern the justice of war (jus ad bellum) from ... this gang war isn't just crips vs. bloods or 18th street vs vatos locos it's spy vs spy!
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 12-Mar-2011 12:16
i was in a pawn shop today heading toward a pc sale, this one. i asked first about my mp3 recorder and monoscope, both no. without money i have no food to buy. it sounds illogical, sure there's food, you think to yourself. my dad said to me america is just prison for me, citing walking into walgreens with a gun clanking around my cargo pocket, one shoplifting and it's jail that's it. so here i am, no money, waiting for monday and how i'll call on sunday, my dad, asking for money
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